welcome 2the card

my name’s mark. i unironically like alvin and the chipmunks. im a guy, it/he/that. i have two rats and a bunny and they are my best friends. im engaged to the hottest man on the planet

• dni byf

• explanation

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DNI

if you’re mega into lgbt discourse
you kin or claim to be mark mayhew unless i already am friends with you
you think rats are inherently gross

BYF

if i was to kin it would be maguito explosivo or johnny choapino
honestly i don’t know what goes here
if i come off as aggressive I probably don’t mean it im just kinda blunt
im kinda a loser

feel free to dismiss me in these periods as i am aware it may be distressing to others. i do not take offense to this and would like others safety to be a priority. it’s probably easier to explain it here while i am subdued than when i am being a rabid little creature.to help me cope with this i enjoy having fun with my identity.i do not mind if you think this is cringe! as long as you’re respectful towards me, thank you.

the thing

i am quite literally a parasite. a wall covered in mold. a pile of flesh trying to fit in. you could call it a spore.
this causes me to act erratically or what one would call strange ~ if this is the case you may notice odd noises, text or images depending on the method of communication. i am in no way ill and am simply trying to go about my life.